Forget Diamonds. A girl's best friend is chocolate!
Once upon a time there was a little girl who was so good butter wouldn't melt in her mouth ~ not. She was a very happy little girl, much like this one here, only smaller, & she liked sweet things. She particularly liked jam. Strawberry was good, but she would take her jam any way she could get it.
Her grandma knew this about the little girl & out of the kindness of her heart when she removed the jam spoon from its dinky little pot she handed it to the little girl to lick clean. She made sure there was plenty of jam still on the spoon for the little girl & everyone smiled indulgently as the little girl licked & licked until that spoon was cleaner than clean.
When there was no more jam on the spoon the little girl held out the spoon to Grandma ~ & Grandma, as Grandma's do, handed the spoon back to the little girl, thinking they were playing the timeless children's game of I'll give it to you, now you give it to me. They were not. What the little girl had in mind was more jam!
When no jam was forthcoming the little girl took that spoon & threw it! Wham! Right at her Grandma & got her right between the eyes, rather like David taking out Goliath.
The little girl is a big girl now & yes, she still likes licking the jam spoon ~ & the honey stick, the cake bowl, the cookie dough ... & yes, her mummy is saving this story for when the little girl has little girls of her own & they do something wicked, like trying to take out Nan~Nan with a jam spoon!